Dear Hollywood,

Please immediately cease all current and future filmmaking projects everywhere. Your job is done--congratulations! Your efforts to entertain us throughout the years have given us countless memorable and beautiful films. You should be proud. Further efforts on your part, however, will succeed only in wasting time and money that could be better spent elsewhere. This is because nothing you could create, ever, could possibly be as perfect as Wall-E. Please, for everyone's sake, stop making movies. Bow out gracefully while you still can. There is really nothing left for you to do. Just leave the movie industry to Pixar and everything will be all right.

Sincerely,

Me